Yes, I Kissed Her....

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Life Rants…

Hey, Guys, I’m back with another Life story. Promptly you all may have Guessed from the Title that this is going to be a Raunchy story. This is a heartfelt story with little Modifications. Privacy and all. I’ll try to keep as close to the facts as possible.

So a long time ago when Smartphones were still a thing of the Future and India just had Won World Cup led by Dhoni. It was a time in my 9th grade.

I had a Girlfriend. There I declared it. Now every Prude can call me out, but I had a Girlfriend who Liked me. I have no idea why, though. To give you all Perspective I was a Massive 75kg bag of Potatoes back then.

So my Girlfriend Lets call he Jess (I like the name.). She was Beautiful. She had Curly hair, wore Glasses. Everything a man can want. When she walked, she had a slight Strut in her walk I Adored.

We had been in a ‘Relationship’ for a year by then and had not kissed even once. Indeed, such relations did exist. They still do even in High schools in India.

Now to the story…

It was a Summer day I remember April 28 to be specific. I was only just coming back from my Prefect duties when our History teacher caught up to me. I don’t recall why but I was given a Task to collect some Articles from everyone in the class and submit it to the Office.

Consequently, I was on my way to the Office a bag of Papers in hand when suddenly out of the blue Jess pulled me aside. I was shocked, to say the least. She promptly steered me to a Corner. I am embarrassed to admit it was in Front of the Girls Toilet.

She Slyly looked around for Witness before joining me in the Corner (by all means in front of the Toilet). She quickly Hugged me while I suffered there like a Choking Sloth (such an idiot). All along I was in a daze. My Duty was long forgotten.

‘What are you doing’ I Mumbled out? My brain was still focused on her.

Jess looked up sharply. ‘We have been in a Relation for a year now and we have not Kissed once. I want my Kiss’ she poked my chest.

My brain started doing somersaults. Finally, I was getting my first kiss. Yippee. All my Worries Fear Rational Thoughts flew out of the window. My eyes Locked on her plump red Lips. My brain started playing all the clips of Kisses I had seen in Movies.

Gradually I moved forward. I noticed Jess was a little Nervous. The Confidant Assertive girl who had escorted me was replaced by an Innocent slightly Nervous Jess. We closed our Eyes and just Savoured the moments before the fateful event. Then we Kissed. Oh, what a kiss it was. Her Lips were softer than a Feather. I can’t explain the Feelings I had. I am convinced I was an awful Kisser cause my Brain had shut down. I was getting Sensations from nerves I didn’t know existed.

The first kiss a soft peck. The second started that way but quickly escalated to a full-blown make out. I loved every minute of it.

As is common with horny teenagers we lost track of everything. Time classes duties. We just were content to be with each other.

We were sitting on the floor when suddenly I noticed a shadow. One of my ‘Friends’ had come to look for me. It’s been years now, but still, I can’t believe she did what she did after that.

Anne (I hate the name.) took in our situation and gave a smirk.

‘You skipped a class. Ma’am is seeking you. Come on,’ she informed suppressing

a giggle.

Jess swiftly walked into the toilet red in the face while I Followed the Girls. I had no idea what was Awaiting. I went back to Class gave an excuse and that was it. The next day I was to go to Delhi for a wedding for a week. Hence, I was unaware of Anything happening at school during my Absence.

When I came back all was lost.

After a week I Returned to School only to find the majority of Girls Smirking and or Giggling at me. The Boys looked indifferent but the Teachers were giving me the stink eye. After the first period, I was called to the Principals office. There I saw Anne standing.

The Principal was angry, to say the least.

“What do you think is your crime?" She asked sarcastically. I swear those were the first words out of her mouth. I was shocked. I had guessed something was wrong, but I could never believe that Kissing was a Crime.

‘You Kissed a girl in School,’ she began. ‘If Anne had not told then you would have been saved.’ I was scolded sympathized with and scolded again for the following hour. Anne stood there all along enjoying the show.

I don’t remember the semantics but in the end, my Father was called. My Dad is unusually cool I must say. He left a meeting to come and resolved everything out in a few minutes. To Anne’s utter dismay, I didn’t get any punishment.

Jess, however, was not so Fortunate. Her parents were like any Middle-class Indian parents. I heard she was Grounded, Beaten, and Scolded. The Worst part was I could not Comfort her, or even Explain. The Teachers had put a Restraining Order on us. If I was Seen or Heard talking to her stern action was to be taken against both of us. Jess was Labelled for the following year as Characterless without any fault of her own.

It was about 7 years back, but I still feel Cheated. What I had with Jess was unique. We both have Moved on. I have had other Relations. I have had other Kisses, but that Kiss was Special. I could not say that I Kissed Jess, my Jess back then so I Shout it out now YES I KISSED HER. I KISSED JESS.

I don’t know what people will Think of me after this. But I am not Writing this for the People. This is a way to say I’m sorry to Jess. To say I should not have Abandoned you but I was a Coward and I did. To the Girl who cherished me, I’m sorry. It still Baffles me that she was so Beautiful still she agreed to go out with a Heavyweight bag of Rice like me.

To all my readers today I say go Kiss your Significant other. Tell them you Love them. Who knows if you ever get the Chance again? Remember Kissing is the way to uniquely express Love, not a grave crime.

And so this is it for Today. Enjoy life Keep Living and Loving. Everyone sincerely thanks for Reading. Please Comment about your First Kiss. Promptly tell me about your Significant other and the Romantic things you meticulously plan to do this Valentine. Keep Loving and Sharing.

For Love is the Greatest Gift

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